THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out mountains of crap every day, racking up those views. People would get hooked on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, slaughtered by those annoying spam blockers. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-thriving empire has shattered. The pleasures of a successful spam campaign are just a di